Muswell Hill

• The Odeon, despite its limited size and costliness.
• Parkland Walk, for views over London.
• St Pancras Cemetary, for being eerily beautiful in the rain.
• Fortis Green, for its small tea-rooms.
• The Bookshop, for helping me with presents.
• Martin's, for the smell of freshly ground coffee.
• The Yellow Shop, for always being open.
• Chorak, for photography exhibitions.
• Toff's, for being an awesome chippy.
• Coldfall Woods, for being unknown to all but people who walk dogs (me included).
• Ali Pali, for being perennially deserted and having an ice-rink.
• The 134,43,234,102,299,144,W7 and 603 buses
• The Chewing Gum guy, for doing his thing.
• Colney Hatch Lane, for being the end of the Earth.
• Lover's Glade, for being cool.
• Aquarius, for teaching me I'm bad at archery.
• All the people who live there, for being awesome and appreciating this list.